Sunday, March 6, 2011

My Workout Routine

I'm telling you people, this is the easiest workout EVER!

You don't need a gym membership.

You don't need any equipment.

You  don't need sneakers.

You don't even need a TV to watch a video.

All you need is a cough!

That's right, a cough. I'm sure  you can pick a cough up anywhere these days. The best kind is the one that is sporadic and starts with a little tickle in your throat. That's what I'm currently using. I prefer my coughs with a little post nasal drip.

It's such as easy workout you can even do it in bed while you're sleeping. I worked out this morning at 3 AM and then felt so good I decided to do it again at 6 AM.

If I keep this workout routine up I'll have washboard ab's by the end of the month!

4 comments:

  1. Holy Cow!

    What are you going to do when you are no longer coughing? You know what happens to muscle once you stop working out...

    I hope you feel better soon. :o)

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  2. Ahh...you might want to try a vaporizer in your bedroom at night when you are having these spells ;)

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  3. Ah, this to shall pass...We only hope sooner rather than later. Just replace the couging with s*x and you can stay out of the gym for awhile longer....AND your spouse will enjoy the benefit instead of being annoyed! :) Love you!

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  4. If you can add a little regurgitation, you'll be back to your high school or middle high weight in no time at all...Hope you feel better soon.

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